| I have succumbed.
Alright, so I'm not *really* Voldemort. I am merely Lord Voldemort's schizophrenic self. That's because the other side of me found Xanga first. But yes, I am the evil one. If you want the "whimsical, pervy," and downright odd Voldemort, go see him.
Truly Evil,
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| I have decided the most effective way of communicating with you, my Death Eaters, is through the internet. I fear that summoning you all at once by the Dark Mark will arose the suspicions of those fools at the Ministry - and we can't have that, now that that blumbering idiot, Fudge, refuses to believe I have returned. Oh, when I return to full strength, with a full army, he will believe. Yes, yes, yes...
It is only a matter of time, Death Eaters...only a matter of time until we get our full revenge....That Dumbledore thinks he can usurp my power. Ha! The giants will not listen to a Mudblood-loving fool, nor will the Dementors. I will return fully, with all the dark armies in the land, and no one will stop me this time.
I'm afraid I must depart now. Nagini must be milked. But if you are truly a loyal Death Eater, be certain to leave a comment. Those who do not...well, I'm afraid that Nagini is very hungry...
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